Just a regular 22 year old
with dreams.

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things that have no chill



-automatic toilets

-people who clap when the plane lands

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this was the most frustrating episode ever for me and spongebob



i need to get fucked by something other than my life

180 thousand notes and guess who still hasn’t gotten laid

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when my family went to disney world we went on the haunted mansion ride and this actor dressed as a skeleton came up to our cart and got right in my three year old brothers face and whispered “are you scared?” and my brother kissed him on the nose and the guy laughed so hard he had to leave

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how do you make someone holy

you beat the hell out of them

my 96 year old catholic grandma told me this joke

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"I’m used to it"
The saddest thing you can hear someone say. (via bl-ossomed)

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i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them


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original regina george